You know, just another one of those things that I reference in my day to day life and no one gets why I’m saying, “I don’t know!” in a funny voice.  

Tears, tears are running down my face. 

So, this just happened on my dashboard. 

Last night I had a dream that Hermoine, Ron, and I finally killed Lord Voldemort. But then he came back to life. YOU GUYS HE CAME BACK TO LIFE AND HE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE HORCRUXES.

Then I had a dream that I had a conversation with Marc Maron and he LIKED me. He REALLY LIKED me! 

I don’t know which dream is more improbable. 

christopherlindstrom:

I can’t believe that in all the history of the entire internet, I was the first person to photoshop Matt Damon’s face onto a cat.

Why isn’t every single person ever following this guy?

fuckyeahdirectors:

Meryl Streep and Nora Ephron on-set of Julie & Julia (2009)

Fuck yeah Hoboken

tracieeganmorrissey:

I think My Strange Addiction is my strange addiction.

Sweet Jesus.

My grandparents had their wedding reception there 57 years ago. My grandmother’s parents didn’t approve of the marriage so she paid for it all by herself. She was one BAMF. 

TROLL FOOT